GATTU - Worst PJ :-)

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. So he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai???











The answer is :

Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....

Quick one

What wud u call a Girl who never laughs....?




ANSWER :
HASINA !

Mathematical PJ

Question:Whatz a PJ ?
Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
Question: Whatz a (P + i J)?
Answer: "complex poor joke"
But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?


ANSWER :
Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.

Lizards on the Wall

Once 5 CHIPKALIs (lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song.
The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari , RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!...
WHY ???


ANSWER ---
Because other lizards started clapping :-)

Fishes in the Pond

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?

The other 9 fish are crying.

Leaving India

Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Luv and Kush

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls
into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind
!!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye
saala kush bhi karega!!!!